Born in Seattle in 2024, CHONK blends funk, blues, and psych rock into something that feels familiar until it doesn't. Expect deep grooves, cosmic tangents, and jams that take the long way home.

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CHONK brings a vibrant blend of psychedelic jams, funk, and blues to the stage — Book us for festivals, venues, and events. Deep jams. Real fun. Pure CHONK

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Psychedelic CHONK
$30.00

Psychedelic grooves, Pacific Northwest vibes. Pull up a toadstool and join the jam! In the enchanted woods, critters gather to sing, strum, and groove. CHONK’s sound is just like that — joyful, funky, and ready to turn any woodland space into a dance floor.


Product features
- Made in the USA with imported fabric
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd²)
- Retail fit
- Tear-away label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: no heat
- Iron, steam, or dry: low heat
- Do not dry-clean

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CHONK Illuminati
$45.00

This hoodie brings playful color and cozy comfort together. The bold, rainbow 'chonk' graphic sits centered on a soft black pullover, its puffy, candy-like letters framed by tiny star speckles — a lighthearted nod to body-positive humor and warm, relaxed style. Layer it over a tee for late-night streams, wear it while gaming with friends, or pull it on for slow weekend mornings. The roomy kangaroo pocket and double-lined, color-matched hood make it an easy go-to when you want something that feels like a hug but looks distinctive. Thoughtful details — from tear-away label to durable DTF/DTG prints — keep it feeling comfortable and looking fresh wash after wash.

Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend for cozy warmth and print-friendly surface
- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Drawstring double-lined hood with color-matched cord
- Roomy kangaroo pouch pocket and classic relaxed fit
- DTF/DTG printed graphic with optional embroidery placement

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

CHONK Die-Cut Sticker
CHONK Die-Cut Sticker
$10.00
Add a splash of color and personality to your belongings with these vibrant die-cut stickers. Featuring a unique and playful design, these stickers are perfect for anyone looking to express their individuality. Whether you want to personalize your laptop, water bottle, or journal, these stickers effortlessly fit into your daily life. Ideal for creative souls and nature enthusiasts alike, they make a fantastic gift for friends and family. Celebrate your unique style during birthdays, holidays, or simply as a treat for yourself! Product features - Matte finish for a smooth, even appearance - Eco-friendly, printed with sustainable inks - UV protective laminate ensures longevity in all weather - Water-resistant vinyl suitable for various surfaces - Easy peel backing for quick application Care instructions - Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.
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We are CHONK!

Alex, Ben, David, Dom! Together, we’re CHONK: a jammy, funky, psychedelic ride that’s always changing but always CHONKy.

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